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Funny how Simple it is for People to Trash God      

One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was
surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and
carrying submachine guns. One of the men proclaimed,"Anyone willing to
take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."

Immediately, the choir fled,the deacons fled, and most of the
congregation fled. Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.

The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said
"Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your
service. Have a nice day!" And the two men turned and walked out.

Too deep not to pass on...

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God . and then wonder why the
world is in the condition it is today..

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.

Funny or is it scary?

Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan
(who,by the way, also "believes"in God).

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread
like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord,
people think twice about sharing.

Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyber
space, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and
work place.

Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on
Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing?

Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to
many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or
what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than
what God thinks of me.

Are you thinking? Will you share this with people you care about? Or

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